Sources tell the New York Post that the guidette is expecting her first child with boyfriend Jionni LaValle. Apparently, the 24-year-old has been taking notes from the Kardashian family and wants to “bankroll her mommy-to-be status into becoming ‘the next Kourtney Kardashian.’” The publication goes on to claim that the Kardashian-in-training has a deal with US Weekly for an announcement on the cover of its magazine.
Who the fuck in their right mind would knock this ugly troll up? I don’t watch Jersey Shore for the single reason of seeing this drunk whore roaming around with booze leaking out of her twat.
This story really made laugh at the country we live in. She gets a deal with US Fucking Weekly to break the story on the cover for who knows how much money, while crazy middle school kids are shooting up the cafeteria at school. This shit is so stupid, I do not even want to blog about it anymore.
-LT
p.s. I didn’t even get started with the Karashian-in-training part. I will leave that up for discussion.
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