Monthly Archives: March 2012

Suspect on the run after attack on officer, judge

Suspect on the run after attack on officer, judge

By Phil Gast and Deanna Proeller, CNN
updated 6:21 AM EST, Sat March 10, 2012
Officers take cover outside the courthouse after the stabbing and shooting incident in Montesano, Washington.
Officers take cover outside the courthouse after the stabbing and shooting incident in Montesano, Washington.

 

(CNN) — Authorities continued their search Saturday for a suspect who allegedly shot a female officer, stabbed a judge and fled a Washington state courthouse.

Undersheriff Rick Scott said the man gave his name as Michael Thomas when the officer approached him shortly after noon Friday inside the Grays Harbor County Courthouse in Montesano.

“He attacked her with a sharp-edged instrument,” Scott said. “The judge rushed to the aid of the officer and actually struck the suspect physically, knocking him off of the deputy.” The suspect cut Superior Court Judge David Edwards in the neck.

Deputy Polly Davin attempted to draw her weapon, but the suspect knocked her to the floor and took her weapon, officials said.

The suspect fired twice, hitting the deputy once in the shoulder. Seattle affiliate KING said the man left the courthouse with the handgun.

Both the judge and the officer were treated and released from a hospital, authorities said.

 

 

 

Now this guy is a GANGSTA. How hard do you have to be pull this shit off??? I wonder how long he sat in his cell and tried to plan this one out? I guarantee he did not think the shit would actually work! My hats off to that guy. Quite impressive, sir.

The Washington Wizards last 5 (10? 20?) Seasons summed up in about 15 secs

The Wizards suck. There really isn’t a whole lot more to say. I can’t watch them anymore. Which is probably why I just saw this stupid ass completely embarrass himself….

LT

DA Changes Charge From Drunk Driving To Drunk Flying – Milwaukee News Story – WISN Milwaukee

DA Changes Charge From Drunk Driving To Drunk Flying – Milwaukee News Story – WISN Milwaukee.

 

Now, there are a few guys that I know (some may or may not write for this blog) that are going to go ape-shit when they see this.

I dont even know how I would react to a judge or lawyer telling me that I will escape and license suspension by accepting a DUI while FLYING when I was wasted driving my CAR.

Now, in my drunken stooper I may have thought I was flying, but would gladly accept the charges. It would also cross my mind that maybe this judge is more wasted than I was at the time.

So next time you find yourself in DUI trouble, it may not hurt to ‘fly’ this one by your lawyer…

 

LT

 

The Greatest Wrestler and Entertainer in the last Decade

Hey all you wannabe Juggalos and lame fake ass wrestling fans out its time to get your thumbs out of your pussies, gather around the tube with your redneck family, grab your VHS copy of “The Backyard” a 2002 documentary and watch a true american hero we like to call “The Leeeezzzard”. This movie deserves a ten a fuckin ten i tell you!!!!!!

This is just a clip of this weeks Twat Star, but if you have about two hours to waste, like to see tards throw each other through glass and other supplies from Office Depot and want to totally feel better about your personal life then grab some good medicine because you will sureeellyyy get a good laugh if you watch “The Backyard” on the internet or Netflix.  I am almost positive there is no hard copy or store out there other then potentially in the bum fuck middle of America that carries this pure genius film. Check i out:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309326/

Our goal is to spread the word so that one day our friend and favorite 5′ 5″ backyard wrestler can one day achieve his dream and annihilate the WWE world champion in a death match that takes place in some losers backyard. Check back next week for another movie review.

Most awful Spider Video Ever Made… Imagine this thing under the sheets and then imagine what it will be like to kill yourself

Seriously the most awful spider video you will ever see.. Imagine this ending up in your house… Mommy spider with about 1000 babies latched onto her back

After I saw this and figured out exactly what it was I shot my house with a predator drone and moved into a hotel.. No regrets… Not even the whole not telling my ex about the predator drone on its way… Fuck this man… look at all those little fuckers, they go on forever, I would seriously rather die then imagine this thing ending up in my bed and me moving and causing those things to come loose….

Mike Epps Threatens to Fuck His Daughter Up in a Phone Call

“Bitch I’ll fuck your ass up”

“You the fuckin DEVIL Bria, The fuckin DEVIL”

“You Aint tough”

Ok So this might be one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Mike Epps is hysterical in everything he’s in. Might be one of the most underrated dudes in Hollywood. You cant help but laugh at this and feel HORRIBLE for Mikey at the same time. His daughter, the little bitch, is RECORDING the whole thing which is a real FAIL right there in itself. Who are you, you little snitch, recording this shit so you can sell it off the TMZ cause your pops did something with his life. She’s like a little fuckin’ Fed walkin’ around his house.

I hate people like this, seriously, She probably records herself getting peed on my R-Kelly in between goating her dad and getting her salad tossed by Ice Cube. Mike doesnt handle this well. The empty threats are done Mike, this bitch is 18, cut her off. Be done with her, she wants to talk all that shit and act all tough, no more bread. Quit telling your daughter she aint tough, not a good look bro. Gotta play it way more cool than that.

Biggest Assholes you’ve ever seen… “Yeah we went out and slaughtered 20 wolves today, how bout you?”

 

This Picture speaks for itself… People in Alaska suck… Sarah Palin started me thinking about how much white people in Alaska sucked then I turned on the Discovery and NatGEO channels and it confirmed it.. This is just reaffirming conventional wisdom. These people are fucks and should be dealt with as such. Ideally, Shot at from a helicopter by a .50 caliber rifle while they are eating.

Native Alaskans, or as I call them Eskimos, would NEVER do this. Those people love the land, they cherish it and treat it with respect and for these people to do this its like a slap in the face. Or, Depending on how you look at it, a favor. I mean if I’m an Eskimo with a pack of fucking wolves coming at me like Jerry Sandusky to a 10 year old child I might look at it as a favor when two rednecks who somehow procured a helicopter came and blew those bastards away.

Reality: Thats not what happened and these two fucks should be eaten alive by wild animals…

 

 

Princeton Grad Student/Creepiest Asian Stalker you have ever heard of… This dude is HORRIBLE

(Daily Princetonian)

For two and a half years, Michael Lohman, a Ph.D. student in the applied math department, had been stalking Asian female students. He had been stealing their undergarments, cutting off their hair or squirting his semen and urine on them while riding the shuttle bus and pouring his bodily fluids into their drinks in the Graduate College and Fine Hall.

According to an article in The Advocate, Lohman has been accused of nearly 80 offenses: contaminating about 50 drinks, squirting semen and urine on about 20 women and snipping the hair of at least eight women. “And those are probably conservative numbers,” Princeton Borough Police Lt. Dennis McManimon is reported to have said in the same article.

As disgusting as Lohman’s offenses may be, equally disturbing is the fact that it took the University and the Department of Public Safety two-and-a-half years to take any serious action. The complaints started coming in as early as October of 2002, when DPS received a report about a white man introducing an unidentified liquid into an Asian woman’s drink. Similar incidents of beverage tampering were reported in April 2003 and May 2004. In spite of the striking details they shared, these reports were treated by DPS as isolated incidents. What is one to make of the length of time that elapsed and the number of women who were allowed to be victimized before the authorities finally managed to connect the dots?

How about the fact that it took the University two-and-a half-years to issue a Campus Safety Alert admonishing students to beware of a pervert lurking in their midst? The University and the dorm administrators routinely issue bulletins when less serious events occur, such as the theft of a laptop. At the very least, in the absence of evidence identifying the perpetrator, the University could have advised students to exercise some unusual precaution in the campus dining facilities.

Shock and consternation were among the reactions of Princeton students to the way the University handled the events:

“It actually happened to a friend of mine,” wrote a University graduate student in an email, “but she didn’t know what he had put in her drink. When she complained to Public Safety, I don’t think they even told her that other people were in the same situation.”

Lohman’s actions fit the federal definition of hate crime: a crime in which the perpetrator selects victims on the basis of their race, ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation or disability. The fact that he victimized such a large number of women — 80 in all — on the basis of their Asian background underscores the racial motivation behind his crimes. But he has not been charged with committing a hate crime. Neither has he been charged with sexual harassment, even though his crimes were blatantly of a sexual nature.

The fact that Lohman is married to an Asian could, one might say, complicate attempts to classify his acts as hate crime. This does not mitigate his crimes. Whatever feelings he may have for his wife are irrelevant when his actions clearly indicate contempt for Asian women as a group as well as an apparent belief that he could get away with treating these persons in an abusive manner. If he had any doubt in his mind that he could transgress with impunity, it must have been allayed somewhat by the knowledge that he is a white man and his victims are Asian women.

At this time, the judicial outcome of this case remains unclear: whether he will get prosecuted and sentenced, or if he will be allowed to return to Princeton after having been barred from campus.

Also unclear is how the administration will address the vulnerability of Asian women at Princeton in the event that Lohman is permitted to return to campus. As for the victims and witnesses, it is imperative that they come forward, speak out and report to their dean’s offices and DPS to help ensure that the case is treated with the seriousness that it merits.

The grand jury hearing on Michael Lohman is imminent. Victims and witnesses who have not already done so should immediately contact the Mercer County Prosecutor’s Office (609-989-6309).

Gladys Um

Alright Mike, we need to talk, This is BEYOND horrible, I would rather have you rape me with a pool cue then jerk off into my drink and “Squirt Semen and Urine” on me while I’m riding the shuttle bus to class, because at least with the pool cue I can snatch it from him, break it in half, and stab him in the face with it..

The whole Asian thing is also a little creepy, I know some of us are a little picky, some of us will pretty much fuck anything. Your asian student stalking is taking the picky thing to a whole new level. I think the real question becomes did he choose Princeton because it was a good school or did he choose princeton because he knew there would be a truck load of Asian chicks in his Bio-Chemical Engineering class??  Hes sending a message to Asian stalkers everywhere… Princeton is where its at. And I can tell you from personal experience, the asian supply at Princeton rivals the Prick supply at Virginia Tech..

Go get em Mikey, hope that whole Asian fetish works out for you in the slammer… Find yourself a squirrel master ASAP!!!

Dirty Bieber Secrets Website (BSP BEST OF COLLECTION)…. To Catch A Predator

The BarStoolSports.Com Best Of Dirty Bieber Secrets Collection

Ok, So Normally I wouldnt just throw over a link to another blog (even if it is a favorite) but our friends over at BarStool have OUTDONE themselves. They sifted through the wreckage of broken lives and prison sentences to find some of the most compelling writing since Sullivan Ballou was writing his wife from a trench at The Battle of Gettysburg. The really horrible part about this is that its sooooooo hard to differentiate between the 14 year-old chicks (these are the ones who would give you a beej in the bathroom at the 8th grade dance because you looked at them in class that day) and the 47 year old guy whose username is @FREESANDUSKY.

I hate child touchers as much as the next guy but I think Biebs ultra-femine (obviously kid fondler friendly) physique has really caught on with the sex offender community, I mean they really seem to love this kid. So I challenge you, see if you can decide whose 13 and whose 50…   And both groups should have there gens put in a metal cage like the chick in Men In Tights.

And honestly I dont care who you are if you think Justin Bieber is a sexual object and not the piece of corporate laced shit he is and you arnt a retarded 15 year old girl (and your treating your body like an amusement park when hes on TV)……   Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger

“It would be so hot to watch Justin fuck Peter Griffin from Family Guy”     @SanduskyPSU

-M

Our Workaholic Friends know how it’s done… And if you havnt seen the “To Friend a Predator” episode go on Netflix and do yourself a favor

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